Mad Parking Skills

For those of you who are aware of my incredible parking skills, this won't be shocking to you. Parking is obviously not my spiritual gift. My first week at my new apartment and I already have a nasty note from the management.

"Please park your vehicle closer to the curb as not to impede traffic flow. Your cooperation in this manner.
Your management team,

Memorial Creole"

It was typed, but they must have written it pretty quickly. Here's what I wrote back. (But I decided not to deliver.)

"Dear Memorial Creole,

Actually, that was some of my better parking. You should be lucky that I didn't hit any parked cars. Especially your car. Writing notes will not improve my parking skills. No need for any more notes.

Your favorite resident,

Me"