Tuesday, April 03, 2007

"The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. "


Problem: Checking account balance is -483.01 (Yes, negative)
Solution: Scream. Cry. "How did this happen?" Buy concert tickets.

Problem: Get credit card bill in the mail. Balance is too high to publicly display.
Solution: Go get mani/pedi at the spa.

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

while retail therapy may seem like the best treatment for an acute stress crisis, it might be contraindicated in certain patient populations with a history of abuse.
-pathology of disease, 2006

Rebecca said...

is there a way to put a count-down on your blog?