crackbaby: Are you married?
me: no
crackbaby: You ain't got no husband?
me: no. That's what unmarried means.
crackbaby: do you live alone?
me: yes (kids do not understand roommates...it just ends up sounding like a lebanese thing)
crackbaby: you got one bathroom?
me: sure.
crackbaby: do you sleep in pajamas?
me: yes....(where is this going?)
crackbaby: i don't. i don't like pajamas. they make me sick. i get sick when i wear pajamas.
me:.....hmmm
crackbaby: why are you staring at me like that?
me: i'm just confused about the pajamas making you sick thing.
crackbaby: why you always look at me like i'm crazy?
me: well....let's eat our mash potatoes, ok?
4 comments:
I hope that was just a typo and you know that Lebanese and Lesbian are two very different things that you can be.
LOL! I was going to say the same thing! :)
ummmmmm... so when i said i was lebanese you just thought i was coming out of the closet?
once you go lebanese...you don't go back...
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